Remember the times when fuel was cheap liquid which everyone could afford; it was so common in cars that everyone used it as base propelling things. After couple of fuel crisis and great price oscillations it was obvious that gasoline powered cars will soon become history. There were attempts to create electric cars, hydrogen cars, and even cars that go on air. Guys, imagine that, cars going on air? When I first heard about air driven cars I was so laughing that I spilled my tea on my new shirt but that is another story.
Scientists at Michigan University of applied science analyzed possible new solutions that can replace gasoline, electric power and even air. Taking into account amount of energy that is required to start car engine, quantity of fuel required to ignite it and couple of other factors not relevant mentioning here they found that Facebook can be used as best fuel to drive a car. Scientists determined that energy produced each day by each member of facebook community expressed through his emotions while being on the website is ten times greater than energy stored in oil. Multiplying number of facebook users on earth, constant energy source from them and counting number of vehicles in the whole world it is obvious that facebook can actually run cars. After couple of experiments, which included some angry girls trying to find out if boyfriends are cheating on them, energy that would normally go into air and vanish is finally caught and sent across special wireless electricity inductors directly to a car. They were able to travel 50 miles with only one emotion ignition caused by facebook. “Sounds funny but it works”, were the first words of driver of facebook driven car. However this principle has one big fallback and that is the need to have at least 10 inches antenna attached to your car which for some can affect their visual car appearance.
If you are still the one who is more into old timers, gasoline or electric powered cars, and would like to sabotage this attempt to turn all vehicles to be facebook driven, note that there is cool software in existence that can be installed to prevent you from visiting facebook and thus producing necessary fuel. Visit www.facebooklimiter.com and check Facebook Limiter software, it can be helpful.